Kvick Tänkare

Good news/bad news:

The Bad:  Don MacDonald has finished his great web comic about Machiavelli.

The Good:  Soon he should be announcing publishing details about it.  He’s done really beautiful work on a great subject.

I think a corollary of Rule 34 of the internet should be ‘If it happened, there are reenactors for it.’  Who knew people reenacted the Finnish Civil War?  Check out the photo spread here.

The original 'Heavy' from Team Fortress 2

The War Department at Kings College is turning 50 and they’re celebrating by releasing a number of podcasts on the impact of war studies on various aspects of conflict.

In 1632, the Swedish king, Gustavus Adolphus was killed at the Battle of Lutzen.  A number of researchers are trying to find out more about the men who fought there by examining the remains of a mass grave from that battle.

The Kindle Fire may not be an iPad but it’s low price has meant it’s gotten a lot of users which, in turn, means its app store is getting better.  Two recommendations are the relaxing yet compelling game Quell and the other is the environmental sound player Ambiance.  Do yourself a favor and check these out.

Finally, this is intended to be a post about bad bosses within the IT field but, unfortunately, I don’t think the lessons are confined to that field.

Lend me your ear…

A couple of podcasts which are favorites here at TwShiloh HQ are coming to a conclusion much to our sorrow. I’ve mentioned both before but want to throw out a final recommendation of them as well as an official ‘Well done’. These are great examples of user generated content that is as good as anything you’re likely to find from the entertainment-industrial complex. And it’s all for free (unless you want to be a patron of the arts and donate yourself).

The History of Rome by Mike Duncan has been going for nearly five years and over that time Mike has taken us from the mythological origins of the city on the Tiber to the last emporer of the Western Empire. His style has been that magic mix of casual and informative, navigating what could be a boring recitation of names and dates. Furthermore, the episodes aren’t filled with modern topical references so they hold up well over time. If you haven’t given him a listen, feel free to start from the beginning.

The second is Underwood and Flinch, a vampire novel-podcast from Mike Bennett. Mike’s been podcasting his work for almost three years now and he is not only a great voice actor but is able to create amazing tales of horror and the grotesque. He’s done a number of short stories as well and while I don’t know what his future plans are, you could do much worse than listening to his entire back catalog of stuff.

So, with these two holes in my podcast queue, I’ve had to search around for replacements and I’m pleased to recommend the following:

The British History Podcast by Jamie Jeffers. Jamie began the podcast about a year ago and, like Mike Duncan, has found the sweetspot that encompasses quality content and engaging presentation. He’s taken us from around 16,000 b.c.e to the 5th century c.e. so far and depending on how wide he intends to cast his net (will he confine he work just to the British Isles or expand to cover the many domains the empire came to control?) this may go on for quite some time. He’s done some interesting things already with his podcast including a ‘subscriber option’ which, for a small monthly donation ($2.99 a month or more if you’re particularly generous), gets you access to extra episodes. This is supplemental material like readings of myths and legends of the time period the main (free) podcast is covering, more detailed discussions of culture, architecture, and other subjects which might interfere with the flow of the podcast but which are interesting nonetheless. He’s also doing some ‘hands on’ reporting including an interview with a ‘mixologist’ about the history and particulars of scotch whisky and he’s promising and Anglo-Saxon cooking episode.

The second is Tales to Terrify.  Very creepy tales of the macabre told very well.  One of the tough things about good fiction podcasts is getting quality voice acting.  I’ve had to unsubscribe from well written podcasts because I just couldn’t get past the audio experience.  Good stuff.

What the MeK?

Well, I’m sure this is going to end well.

An Iranian group called the Mujahedin-e Khalq is fighting to get its name off the State Department’s list of foreign terrorist organizations.

Wait…what?  Terrorist organizations get to lobby the U.S. Government for redress of their grievances?

Yeah, apparently they do.  Well, so long as they don’t like the same people we don’t like.  See, the MeK don’t like the current Iranian government and would like to rule the country instead of them. So, some people in the US Government are thinking that this is a great opportunity to join forces.  We throw the current Iranian government out of power, the MeK take over…everyone’s happy, right?

Am I the only one who remembers what happened the last time we supported a ragtag bunch of insurgents against a nations state in the belief that it was in the long term interests of the US?

Voice of America has a nice set of articles and videos about the MeK.  As you watch this, think about what other terrorist group that was involved with the targeting and killing of Americans (even 30 years ago) would get not only a chance to be exonerated but be set up to receive American support.

More shocking is the support (in many times compensated) the MeK gets from politicians and policy makers.  Now, if you’re a brown person sending $100 to Uzbekistan to support jihad you’ll be looking at some serious jail time.  If you’re a former Bush appointee or Governor you’ll get…a boatload of money from a terrorist organization* and plenty of time on 24 cable news shows to spin your way to the bank.

Glen Greenwald is correct.  This is ‘material support to terrorism’ and against the law.

I wonder how much al-Qaeda would have to pay to get an ‘all is forgiven’ pass from these guys?  Rudy Guiliani…what’s your price?

This is where a clear statement that America will not support terrorism would be appropriate.  Unfortunately, just as in the the administration’s decision not to investigate war crimes for the torture of prisoners, this is another black mark on the idea of the US being a nation of laws

*Hey, what a coincidence these people are getting paid the same amount of money that suicide bombers were paid for blowing themselves up in Israel.

China – better living through mass extinctions

Maybe I’ve just got a case of imperial sour grapes because the Chinese are the new kids on the block and we Americans are feeling the pressure but I seem to get particularly angry over stories about Chinese environmental negligence.
The Yangtze Finless Porpoise is on the brink of extinction. Another freshwater mammal, the ‘Whitefin dolphin’ was declared extinct back in 2007.

Scientific American has a superb long article on the transition of poaching in Africa from being a subsistence activity to one for profits. It is grim but it’s also an important read.

“Having largely emptied its own jungles of furry, scaly, and feathery creatures, Asia’s thirst for exotic blood, bile, and bones has turned to the African continent.”

China is not only destroying it’s own environment but it’s at the forefront of leading a frenzy of extinction and animal abuse that is really quite staggering. I’m no fan of the Western industrialization of animal consumption but at least (!) we can say that we’re using domesticated animals that are in no fear of extinction. And while the amounts of meat we eat are excessive for good health and inefficient uses of resources we aren’t slaughtering animals in the hopes it’ll cure our cancers or give us better hard-ons.

And what, if anything can be done? Well, we’re unlikely to see much in the way of effort as we hear the cries of “At times like these we can’t afford to be sentimental! We need jobs.” And when times are good and we’re living large? “At times like these we can’t afford to be sentimental! We might lose these jobs and plunge into recession!”

Intentionally or not, China is ushering in a new era of colonialism.

…it’s not about poverty and a source of income for poor rural people living next to wild areas.

Unlike other organized criminal activity with big profit margins (like narcotics or arms smuggling) enforcement and penalties are weak across the board but especially in the areas where it drives the market (like China). Many countries in Africa (beholden to their new Chinese overlords) give foreign animal smugglers a pass knowing they’ll skip the country and continue their activities.

While a perfect solution might not be in the cards, significant improvement really isn’t that difficult. Imposition and enforcement of laws on the books in Asia (and really, are we to believe that China couldn’t turn it’s powerful police state apparatus to this if it was determined to be important?), training of personnel in Africa (training, equipping and fighting corruption in African courts would have to be some of the best money you could spend).  Of course, those are all top down approaches.  While not sexy, public awareness campaigns would be just as important in getting people to realize that jaguar bladder isn’t going to make you the neighborhood stud, no matter how much you shove up your nose.

The EIA (of which I am a fanboy), has a related piece out about the (lack of) success in the regulated sale of ivory stockpiles to stem the illicit demand for the stuff. I recommend this not only because it’s related to the issue at hand and provides some insight into the weak regulatory (and enforcement) environment surrounding the trade in ivory but it’s also an example of a strong, concise product designed to elicit action from a decision maker. EIA does both traditional advocacy work like many NGOs but it also does a lot of its own investigative and analytical work. The quality of their work should be an example that government agencies in the US consider following rather than the tired, color by numbers work that has been the standard for years, particularly in the homeland security and law enforcement arenas.

Push and Pull – linking intelligence with consumers

Here at TwShiloh, we’re riding high after four consecutive months of increased traffic.  Now, I don’t spend too much time sweating over readership stats (After all, how long does it take to count to five? eds.) but this presented an opportunity to think a bit more about the dissemination of intelligence products.

Intelligence products overwhelmingly continue to function on the ‘push’ model, usually via getting your name on a mailing list.  Mailing lists seem to be used as a proxy for how important you are – or at least how ‘in the loop’ you are.  I’m always wary of people who brag about how many such lists they subscribe to.  Such lists are usually general in nature (‘Sign up to receive all of our products!’) which means people are likely to get a whole host of products that aren’t particularly relevant to them (even assuming -and this is a BIG assumption- that the products are quality ones).

Agencies, for their part, remain stuck in the numbers game.  Success is determined to a great extent by how many products are published and how many recipients receive (not necessarily read or use) those products.  Attempts to gather feedback from those that receive intelligence products usually involve inefficient (and ineffective) surveys that have abysmally low response rates.  Among those that are returned, they’re marked by low information quantity and quality and their only real use is to bolster the position of one side or another in petty office squabbles.

And that brings me back to where I started.  If you consider this blog an intelligence product you could do what most other agencies do and count the number of posts written (20% more than last year! We’re winning the war on terror!) or I suppose I could record how many outlets I push these posts out to (WordPress! Twitter! Facebook!) but so what?  In the blogosphere, there might be better (but certainly not perfect, let’s not kid ourselves here) ways to measure ‘success’* (Go ahead…don’t skip this footnote…it’s kind of important).

For example.  Blogs really thrive of a ‘pull’ system of readership.  In most cases, people have to look for the information you write.  Granted I’m at the mercy of the Google algorithm but still, people are looking for information and ending up here.  I can see which posts are getting consistent views (as well as some rough indication of how long each page was viewed), what links were clicked through, what attachments were downloaded, etc.  Those can begin to address issues of relevance and timeliness.

Blogs also allow for comments and discussion.  This is a way for readers to directly interact with the author.  There are few opportunities to do with in many current intelligence shops both because of cultural issues and technological ones.  It does, however, allow for some insight to readers who are particularly motivated about a particular subject.

You can subscribe to a blog.  Normally it is (kinda sorta) like getting on the mailing lists I bemoaned above.  There may be some difference depending on how specific a particular blog is but generally, it’s still a scattershot approach.

Where they differ is in the ability to drill down on on content through subscriptions or tags.  If you love when I write about Afghanistan (and let’s face it, how could you not?) but could do without all the zombie talk (Philistine!) you could just subscribe to posts with that tag.  Or, if that’s too difficult, you could just click ‘Afghanistan’ in that tag cloud over to the side and see everything that I’ve marked in that way.**  This allows you to get close (depending on how conscientious I am about tagging my posts) to building a personal information stream tailored for your needs.  Tracking the specifics of that would not be particularly difficult.

Just like in academia, the number of times an article of blog post are referenced can be an indicator for the influence it has within the broader community.  There’s no way to track that now since most shops exist in the digital realm only reluctantly and insist on using PowerPoint or .pdfs for their production which precludes things like linkbacks or just good, old-fashioned hat tips.

These tools can let an intelligence shop know (without bothering the customer) what readers are interested in and provide insight into how influential existing products are.

And this should be much easier than in the blogosphere.  After all, I’m doing this part time.  I don’t have anyone conducting outreach, working groups, or professional organizations touting my ‘product’.  Yet, somehow, the word gets out there and that happens all the time with social media that has a more serious bent than just pictures of cute cats that spell badly.

So…what can’t those benefits migrate to intelligence shops?

Right now, agencies feel compelled to ‘rebroadcast’ or rehash intelligence product that are sent from other agencies.  Let’s say the FBI puts our a product on subject X to everyone it its distribution list.  Agency ABC gets it and will almost always do one of two things with it:

  1. Send it out to everyone on their distribution list (with no concern if people on that list may have also been on the original distribution list***).
  2. Usually in addition to #1 above, the agency will put together their ‘own’ version of the product.  In most cases, this is essentially a cut and paste job with a couple of throw away lines about the local environment.

The risk, of course, is that some people on this second distribution will go through their own two step process and products start appearing like tribbels.

That system simply doesn’t work for most information.  Sure, if there’s a zombie apocalypse or a meteor heading for earth, I suppose you want a redundant system to make sure that everyone gets the message.  But when all information is handled this way people start tuning out…usually in an imprecise way that begins to mimic a system where information isn’t accessible at all.  If people immediately transfer information from their inbox to their trash because the past 8 bazillion messages have been duplicates or poor quality, it’s like they aren’t even plugged into your network.

What is to be done?****

Here’s where intelligence communities could learn some of the lessons from the late 20th century.  The internet provides a shared space which precludes the need to repeat the same information ad naseum.  Instead, there’s the ability to link, quote and (most important) comment and riff. No such space really exists now, however, so we’re stuck assuming that no one has the same information.

The Intelligence Community’s ‘A-Space‘ is pretty close but it doesn’t have a suitable audience.  Participation is hindered by the regular organizational pathologies, an unfamiliarization of technologies (see note below) and a general disincentive for people to generate their own content for consumption by others (which is why so many people are on this danged thing so much).  Few people (like, very few) have it hardwired in their job description to generate content in A-Space.  There are few opportunities (or rewards) for A-Space to be an equivalent to the internet where people actually spend their free time generating useful content (uh…go easy on that ‘useful’ talk, cowboy.  We’re just hear until the LOLCats page refreshes. eds.).

But…that’s really where we need to go.  The marginal efficiencies we’ve gotten after 9/11 in terms of information sharing are 1) not big enough to fix the problem that was identified by just about everyone and 2) are in danger of getting swamped by a glut of information that can’t be navigated or refined using existing tools.

The question really is if the powers that be will loosen their grip enough to allow their minions (that’s us) to begin creating and managing information on their own.  Make no mistake…this will be a serious loss of control for them.  There will undoubtedly be scary moments where people ‘go off the reservation’ in ways big and small.  Right now, we don’t have any way to deal with that other than to discipline people or ask for resignations.  That will have to change.  We’ll need to distinguish (and have consumer understand the difference) between ‘official’ positions of an agency, individual assessments and opinions of analysts (or whoever), and off the cuff thinking which even the author may not want to associate themselves with after some consideration and reflection.

Those are big issues that are going to take some time to figure out.  I think we’re long overdue to begin…

*Before we go any further, let’s define success because I suspect that’s a big part of the problem.  From an analyst’s point of view (and ideally from everyone’s) success here should mean getting useful, relevant analysis to people who can use it in time to conduct and implement plans and resource allocation to affect a desired outcome.

It is possible (and I suspect common) that some people see that definition of success as being too difficult and so fall back on a definition of success that is the appearance of getting useful, relevant analysis to people who can use it in time to conduct and implement plans and resource allocation to affect a desired outcome.

In those cases, I’m afraid there’s not much to be done as we’ll just talk past each other.  So…the rest of this post will concern those who accept the former definition of success.

**Forgive me if all this seems super basic but I’ve recently been reminded that for many in the law enforcement/homeland security/intelligence field, ground well trod in the social media world is virgin territory.  Perhaps it shouldn’t be surprising but there are still large segments of the community that don’t know (or view with the same sort of suspicion that ancient mariners viewed the edges of the map) what blogs, wikis, etc. are or why anyone other than 14 year olds or those obsessed with celebrity gossip would waste their time with them.

In addition to the traditional bias against open source information there’s a different, deeper suspicion against any open source information that doesn’t have an ancestor in the traditional (pre-internet) world.  But that’s another blog post…

***No exaggeration.  In one recent incident like this an analyst told me she got 7 copies of the same alert from different sources.  That does nothing but clog up your inbox and distract you from other, perhaps important work.  Still, this way everyone gets to claim credit for ‘information sharing’.

**** ‘Что делать’ Indeed.

Afghan roundup

Check out this article from the NYTimes about Afghanistan. Specifically, allow me to bring your attention to the following passage:

The Taliban spread their message to a mainly illiterate rural population through oral poetry, stories and even songs…

I mentioned this a couple of years ago as an area of information operations that not only did we cede entirely to the Taliban but we still aren’t able to get our heads around it totally. We just never competed in that arena.

That got me thinking about the Anglo-Afghan wars and I began dipping my toe into three primary source texts of that war, trying to decide which I wanted to focus my attention on. I still haven’t decided but the similarities among the way those conflicts were discussed by Western authors and how we’ve talked about our is pretty striking.

Going back in the wayback machine, I was forwarded this article about the Battle of Maiwand.  The 66th Berkshire Regiment of Foot had few survivors (286 dead, 32 wounded) but one that did survive was the unit mascot, a dog named Bobbie that reportedly fought the Afghans along with British.  He was later presented with the Afghan Campaign Medal by Queen Victoria (which is totally kick-ass).

 

If you’re interested, here’s a bit more on the pooches that accompanied the Brits during the Second Anglo-Afghan War.

Military Intelligence

In praise of stupid terrorists

I often bemoan the cumbersome, dim-witted practices of law enforcement/homeland security intelligence shops but let’s be fair.  The terrorists are so much worse that it can be difficult to argue why any improvements are necessary.

Case(s) in point:

The five knuckleheads that are charged with wanting to blow up a bridge in Cleveland.  I’m not going to get into whether the FBI was too zealous or not.  What I find shocking is how little these guys knew.  I’m not complaining but I have to admit I’m shocked that these guys didn’t even do a simple google search to see how other plots failed.  After all, it seems like this was a replay of the Ft. Dix Six.

Who, in their right mind (and maybe that’s your clue right there) decides to engage in criminal activity and divulges their intent with a complete stranger?

Hey, would be terrorists.  Here’s a hint.  If someone claims to be able to get military weapons or C4, odds are very good they’re lying or your about to get arrested.  Think about it.  If C4 was easy to get you wouldn’t be talking to a complete stranger trying to get some, right?  Now imagine you’re the type of person who really can get C4.  Would you be talking to a dumbass like you?

Absolutely not.

And if you’re the sort of person who would buy a ‘bomb’ from some complete stranger like couch off of Craigslist, you do know that at best (from your point of view) you’re going to get ripped off.  More likely, you’re about to get arrested.  That goes double if you can’t tell the difference between a real bomb and a dummy.

Hey, but stupidity isn’t the exclusive property of anarchists.  The latest issue of Inspire, is either demonstrating al-Qaeda’s desperation or the fact that it’s been thoroughly infiltrated by intelligence agencies.

You see, the latest issue contains an interesting moronic idea:

The idea is for interested would-be jihadists to pitch al-Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula’s military committee on an attack. To qualify, you must be a Muslim; must possess “maturity”; and be skilled in “listening and obeying.” The terrorist group provides a public encryption key and a handful of Gmail, Yahoo and Hotmail accounts where you can send your idea about who or what you’d like shoot, stab or detonate. If you’re approved, off you go to kill infidels, unencumbered by any traditional terrorist cell.

One of the big reasons homegrown violent extremists and lone wolves are freaking everyone out is that they’re their own little islands.  Their lack of communication with others means there are fewer opportunities to identify them.

So…AQAP’s plan is for all these cranks to email/post whatever their plans and resume.  Yep…sounds like a great plan.  After all, all communication on the internet is total private and untraceable.

 

COIN, terrorism, fear and bureacracy…

Kings of War has a description of a fiercely fought campaign against cunning and determined insurgents.  The protagonists are the author and his wife on one side and mice on the other.

Remember when the US was collectively shitting its pants over the idea of bringing suspected terrorists to trial?  Not our finest moment as it really (imo) gave people a peek behind all the ‘kick ass’ bluster and demonstrated that we might not be all that committed to those founding principles we always praise when the chips are (kind of) down.

Norway provides a pretty interesting alternative.  There, a guy who killed almost a hundred people in a sophisticated attack and claimed to be a part of a larger secret organization is being brought to trial.  While his guilt may not be presupposed (he admitted to committing the acts) his sanity is and there’s a chance (albeit a small one) that he’ll spend many years in an asylum.  Even if found sane he’s looking at around 20 years in prison which means it’s entirely possible that Anders Breivik may yet again walk the streets of Norway.

Max Fisher from the Atlantic compares the two decisions and finds the US wanting.*

David Betz over at Kings of War is a bit uneasy about how well he thinks Breivik is aligning his strategic narrative with popular opinions and within these times of increased connectivity and opportunities for ‘super-enpowerment’.

…Breivik himself is an extremist…but the essential underpinning of his strategic narrative is not. In the past few years, all the major European leaders have made speeches to the effect that multiculturalism is a failed policy–in Angela Merkel’s estimation, as an example, it had failed ‘utterly‘…In other words, at a rough estimate a good half of Europeans would likely agree with a good half of his rationalisation.

Super-enpowerment?  That’s the ability for one motivated person to conduct an attack like Breivik did.  Or 19 guys to do a 9/11 (admittedly with the support of others).  In any case, the ability to do such things (for good or ill) is still a new phenomenon.  There’s a reason the Roman Empire stood as well as it did, even though, at various times, there were a whole lot of people who wanted to throw off their yoke.  No matter how mad you were at the Romans in 50 C.E., as an individual (or a group smaller than an army) you just weren’t capable of doing that much.

Betz concludes with the following:

The bottom line is that you can expect lots more Breiviks. The techniques are more than adequately demonstrated. The means are readily available if you know where to look. It’s the causes which are more nebulous. ‘Counter Jihad’, in my view, is the most likely to metastasise into something larger and more virulent. But all sorts may give it a try: anti-vivisectionists, radical environmentalists, post-crash anti-capitalists, neo-anarchists…

Although, I don’t think you needed Breivik to make this point.  It’s all around us.  Both in terms of illicit activity (just look at Anonymous) and legal activity.

Ever heard of Frances Grady?  Probably not but Matthew Harwood over at Salon writes about him to demonstrate some of the absurd ways we treat terrorism.  Grady tried to burn down an abortion clinic.  So…a guy who, because of his ideological beliefs, destroys property in an effort to intimidate or coerce a government or segment of the population.  That’s terrorism, right?

Well, yes and no.

Grady was not charged under any terrorism statutes because (according to the prosecutor) he ‘torched an unoccupied room in an empty building.’  The attack took place after business hours.

Oh…so, if you don’t do violence to a person (or in a circumstance where a person could reasonably be expected to be hurt) that’s not terrorism, right?

Well, yes and no.

You see, when we talk about right-wing (and/or Christian inspired) terrorism they often mysteriously don’t get charged as terrorism in cases like this.

But, if you’re a radical environmentalist…boom! You’re the most dangerous terrorist threat in the nation.  You see, there are very few instances of environmental or animal extremists (which I’m defining here as those willing to engage in criminal activity beyond ‘traditional’ civil disobedience) actually committing violence in the U.S.  But, they do cause economic damage.  More importantly, they cause (or threaten to cause) economic damage to monied interests that have significant political influence.

That’s why you get a whole host of laws put in place to classify a guy who sends ‘black faxes‘ to a pharmaceutical company in the same group as al-Qaida.

It’s also why we’ve had ten years of wild fanfares every time the FBI could trick some mildly retarded Islamist to talk about an ‘attack’ he was incapable of conducting if not provided the full cooperation of the federal government.

This is counter-terrorism conducted with at least one eye on political pandering and the other on anything other than the ball.

Mike German, a former undercover FBI agent and now senior policy counsel at the American Civil Liberties Union, notes that there is no way the FBI would use such aggressive tactics to catch antiabortion extremists, even though they present a violent domestic terrorism threat. Usually, tactics such as these are used almost exclusively against Muslim-Americans. “[The ACLU has] evidence that the FBI has sent informants with criminal records into Muslim religious communities, not with a specific focus on particular suspects but rather to spy broadly on the community,”

“Within the last 10 years, the FBI has repeatedly said that the environmental terrorism is the No. 1 domestic threat,” he says.  “If you look at the numbers they count, it excludes similar conduct that wasn’t charged to terrorism on the right-wing side.”

I know I should get it by now and just be a full time cynic but the idealist in me continues to struggle for life so I’m continually shocked by this buffoonery.

*I have to admit, I think my post from late 2010 still holds up pretty well and is much more snarky insightful and entertaining than Fisher.

The Grenadier Challange

The Revolutionary War reenacting scene is, apparently, facing some challenges. The hobby is probably the most expensive of the ‘big’ reenacting time periods (with the beginning of mass production and industrialization it becomes much easier to get ‘authentic’ reproductions or, in the case of WWI and particularly WWII, actual surplus equipment) perhaps making it a bit intimidating for those wishing to dip their toe into the pool and see if they like it.

Perhaps in part because of that, there’s an impression that the Rev War (look, I’m picking up the lingo) community is older than other reenacting time periods (Us old timers may have a bit more disposable income).

Finally, let’s face it.  History remains less than appealing for many and there are some alternatives that appeal to those who just want to get into a scrape.  Everything from Call of Duty and other video games to more ‘kenetic’ historical reenacting of other time periods to paintball if you want to strip the history out all together and focus exclusively on individual/small unit tactics.

So, recruitment is an issue.  Particularly recruitment of young people who can be expected to given a more accurate impression of soldiery during that time period (see a bunch of octogenarians dressed up in blue or red might be nice for gramps but you’re gonna lose a little something in the way of impact) and carry on with the hobby when the old timers all move on to the grand tactical in the sky.

So, turning this predicament over in my head I thought about the modern Army and ways they encourage motivation and high standards that might be transferable to the reenacting community.  One suggestion that I’m going to introduce here (to be fleshed out by those with more experience than I) is something I’m tentatively calling ‘The Grenadier Challenge*”.

Getting my inspiration from things like the tests to earn the Expert Infantryman Badge or the Expert Medic Badge I began thinking about a course by which reenactors could demonstrate their proficiency in a number of period appropriate tasks.  If they meet a predetermined standard (which should be difficult and require some significant training to achieve) then they can be awarded the honorary title of ‘Expert Grenadier’.  So, in the hopes this sort of thing might spawn some thought and discussion (and suggestions), here are my initial thoughts on what sort of parameters such a course might have.

Eligibility:  Ideally, any Rev War reenactor with an interest, regardless of nation, rank or unit.  Practically, best to start small initially, beginning just with the 35th Regiment of Foot as a proof of concept and then (if things look good) expanding out to other grenadier units, British units generally, and then the whole community.  Individuals may only attempt the challenge once per year.

Cost:  Free for members of the 35th (since they’d also be organizing and conducting the course) and a nominal fee to cover equipment and logistical costs for everyone else.  A key component will be to keep costs down so it doesn’t serve as a barrier to participate.

Requirements: (suggested)

  • 1764 Manual of Arms – Complete all 35 counts of the manual with no more than two (?) errors
  • Load and fire firelocks – Load and fire five empty cartridges within two minutes
  • Grenade throwing – Throw five (?) grenades to hit three (?) targets
  • Bayonet drill – Given three bayonet dummies, hit five of six (different) marked target areas within ??? seconds.
  • Uniform inspection – All equipment will be inspected for cleanliness and serviceability.  Since some may portray units that had modified their uniforms for combat use, accuracy of uniforms (with exception of the 35th Reg. of Foot) will not be considered.  Rather, the standard will be for uniforms in a condition expected in a garrison environment (brass shined, leather colored appropriately, no rust or corrosion, clothing clean, etc).
  • Military Courtesies – Demonstrate proficiency in military courtesy both under arms and without arms to NCOs and officers as a private.
  • Drill and Ceremony – Be able to conduct the following:
    • Left/right face
    • To the right, about face
    • To the left, about face
    • Slow step march
    •  others?
  • I’d like to put a physical fitness portion in here (like a one mile march to be completed in a certain amount of time with full kit) but think there might be too many liability issues.  We don’t want anyone getting hurt for this.

Participants will be considered to have successfully completed the course if they pass five of the six tests (?).

Judges:  Judging will be conducted by the 35th Regiment of Foot.  Specifically the Captain of the grenadier company, non-commissioned officers and any other members of the unit that have been awarded the title of Expert Grenadier by meeting the course standards.

The Captain of the grenadier company may, at his discretion, invite other officers to assist with judging, in the category of uniform inspection.

Completion Ceremony:  Upon completion of the course, the Captain of the grenadier company will present the awards (a token to be determined, possibly a ribbon, badge, certificate, etc.) to those who succeeded in front of a company formation.  Once awards have been distributed, the company will present the honorary expert grenadiers with a hearty ‘huzzah’ and disperse for merry making and celebration.

*I focus here on the title of grenadier since they were considered the elite of the British army in the 18th century and my unit is a British grenadier company.